i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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