I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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