quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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