We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
how drunk are you?
Several
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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