So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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