i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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