did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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