At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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