I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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