Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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