So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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