What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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