do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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