so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
soo... how was my night?
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