Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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