It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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