(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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