i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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