Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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