Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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