Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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