I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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