Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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