I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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