Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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