Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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