Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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