And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Watching her eat just hurts me
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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