Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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