This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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