would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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