if i can run in heels then i can drive
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
A+ Viking dick
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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