Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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