i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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