I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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