Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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