NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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