i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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