Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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