nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I can't turn off my feet"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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