It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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