I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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