I wish I could teleport
I showed him my bush... on skype.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Randomize
