My friends, they love my intelligence
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I love having hate sex.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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