remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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