Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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