how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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