talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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