Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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