Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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