i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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