ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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