Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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