I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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