You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
worst night to have a conscience
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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