You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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